Throughout the series, Alex and his friends discuss Alex's website: a collection of lists. Here, with the help of my affiliate Andrew, we've archived the lists. In addition, Alex's website has been recreated and can be viewed here.
On this page, we've listed all the lists that were mentioned in each book and who came up with the list idea. Please note that not all these lists were actually put on Alex's website. Some of the lists here were not intended for the website--but they are still fun. =)
#1 The Outsider
Alex: How to when when to bring a barf bag to a movie.
Liz: Best ways to break up with a guy.
Liz: Start talking about tampons and periods a lot. Maria: Tell him you think it would be cute to wear matching outfits to school.
Alex: How to guarantee that your kid will grow up to be a serial killer or a game show host.
Liz: Really bad dog names.
Alex: Alternative uses for pennies.
Maria: Consequences for breaking the "Superserious Absolutely Unbreakable Best Friend Promise".
Alex: The most superior cheese products in Roswell.
Crater Taters Cosmic Crunch
Liz: The Big Philosophical Questions According to Alex.
1) Why does evil exist in the world?
2) Has science disproved the existence of the soul?
3) And the really big one- What variety of cheese puff is truly superior?
Alex: The S List. (A list of movies Alex refuses to watch.)
Anything a critic describes as sensitive.
Any movie with subtitles.
Any movie with Meryl Streep
Maria: Foods that taste different than you'd expect them to.
Alex: Food related expressions.
Alex: Bills I'd rather be than me.
1) Bill Gates
2) Billy Baldwin
3) Mr. Bill
Michael: Terms for guys who spend way too much time thinking about their web pages.
Liz: Cyber weenie. Maria: Big goober. Maria: Geek child. Michael: Wedgie boy.
Alex: Very bad business ideas.
Month of the year underpants.
Maria: How not to impress a woman.
Give her a ceramic troll.
Alex: Isabel's qualities.
Beautiful Selfish Spoiled Conceited Thoughtless
Alex: The twenty best tasting fried snack foods.
Alex: The ugliest American presidents.
Taft is at the top of the list.Alex: The top 10 reasons for why goldfish make lousy pets.
Kennedy is at the bottom of the list.
Alex: The 50 funniest words in the English language.
Adam: Favorite kinds of toast.
Isabel: The 10 Best Holidays
Groundhogs day Flag day
Michael: The five coolest foreign cars.
Isabel: The 10 ways to a man's heart.
Alex: Top ten favorite body parts.
Alex: The top ten things to look for in a girl.
Alex: Showing a lot of skin. Michael: Soft, smooth skin. Doug Highsinger: "I'm more of a butt man myself." Michael: Good sense of humor.